Behold men of sheep I give you our new dark lord and master, Darth Garrus!
Alright so the story here is that one morning while stuck in the girl’s bathroom Garrus accidentally walked into a wormhole that opened up in the shower. He then mysteriously runs into The Doctor and after some huss and fuss over getting back to Omega the Doctor agrees to help Garrus. However, he haphazardly loses Garrus on Korriban during the Great Hyperspace War.
From here Garrus fights for survival while nearly getting blown to bits from a crashing Republic commando transport ship from the overhead orbital space battle. Seeking shelter in an old tomb, Garrus runs into a battalion of Sith and proceeds to kill them. A Sith Master comes rushing in the old tomb yelling how he will destroy the Republic and raise a new Sith Empire. The Sith master notices Garrus and surprisingly, shows him mercy and imparts upon him ancient knowledge of the Sith.
Then, out of know where, Alduin creeps out of the shadows and eats the Sith Master mumbling that he needs to get Garrus out here before he messes up the timeline. Alduin then blows a fart and sends Garrus spinning out of control into another portal.
Garrus then wakes up an abandon shaft in the lower levels of Omega, surprised that he has new armor and a lighsaber with a mysterious note attached. It reads,
“EVERYDAY I'M SHUFFLIN. ┌(-_-) ┐└(-_-)┘┌(-_-) ┐└(-_-)┘ —Yours truly, Gandalf.”
Garrus then walked outside and had a friendly Vorcha take his picture and sent it to Aria. This is the result.
Mass Effect 3